[Guinness]

Thing is..Woevers, Stanley, Dingles, Scousers, even the southern nancies, in fact 99.999% of supporters, fans, merchandise buyers, armchair pundits etc..etc...all admit their shortcomings...

They take the flak, they suck up the jibes, argue their case and take the rough with the smooth. They smile, sulk, get sheepish, they clutch at straws with their arguments. They do it with a passion borne of love for their club

The plastics, however are a different breed entirely....

They only speak when in a position of power, they go silent in dark days, hide when they lose. They have zero humility, zero respect of any other club, zero tolerance of being outplayed or beaten fair and square, (it's the ref, the pitch, the timekeeper, the weather or the colour of the shirts), according to them they are never beaten but always cheated. They think they have an inherent right to be superior. They do it with a passion borne from a brand name....'I luv MUFC' aint that much different from 'I luv KFC' and there ain't much difference between the supporters of either brand