Town Centre Blackburn Rd.
I was walking past the Calder, (I always walk past, like the moon it has no atmosphere), some guy was putting on a display on his push bike, fancy manoeuvres always ending up close to the ladies with shoulder type handbags.
I stopped to take his piccy, at which point he turned a touch nasty, what the, not allowed on site do you think you are doing? He asked.
Well, having seen your display I wanted to put you on AccyWeb, he shot off faster than a guy changing clothes in a phone booth.
Had I stopped something untoward? Why wouldn't he want publicity?
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