[Gremlin]

Guinness, I totally agree. I can just imagine the place full of children running around with the mothers slowly getting tanked up spending their benefits. The doorway will be blocked by prams, or buggies as I think they are now called.
That's my observations from other similar establishments I've walked away from
I suppose I'm old fashioned but I prefer the old time pubs where children aren't welcome.
I suppose that's why they close.