Thank you for your birthday wishes, they are much appreciated.
I am not coy about my age. I have told you all before that when I am not sure I look in the back of my knickers and it tells me I am 14-16.
(if I checked my birth certificate it would tell an altogether different story.....that says I am 68). I am old enough to know better and young enough not to care
Personally I think my way is best.