I have just had to pick up three lots of dog (excrement)! from the pavement outside my home, with this not being the first time and with there being an (excrement)! bin only 50 or so yards away I have decided to do something about it.
Anyone passing my home can now read a notice that I have erected in the garden asking for their address if their dog (craps)! (sorry, could not help it),
in front of my house, it is only fair after all that I return to them what is rightfully their's.
Yours as ever, Taddy.