[taddy]

Best remedy for Man/Woman Flu, is a candle, a whisky tumbler and a bottle of your favourite tipple, (mine is Tullamore Dew).

Light the candle, pour whiskey into tumbler, (yes, Tullamore Dew is Irish), continue sipping and refilling tumbler, there will come a time when you will be able to see TWO candles; by which time you wont give a damn whether you have flu, a cold or any other ailment.

All the best, Taddy