[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by cashman

Hey mate i aint had a drink fer a few years now,reckon i'm being paid back or summat. I got a form of neuralgia thats alcohol triggered, so thats how i come to that conclusion.

Flamin Eck Cashy thurs no justice is thur, just look at allt brewery's thas kept running trying tu keep up wi thee. I've never drunk beer in me life, an look at me ave tu tek pills fo a dicky ticker, diabetis, blood pressur, watter works, thyroid, an ave tu keep gedding me leg dressed fur sores thad werned heal.
Near mind am tekin oer fro yon Satan wen mi times up, so tha con eve a top job wen tha comes, tha con be me trident bearer, an tha prod them as we dom't think are sufferin enough. I've already geet a lot o names on me list, appen tha con add some more.