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I'm fortunate, I don't have an Uncle Jack anymore nor do I any longer keep a horse, mainly because Uncle Jack died in confusing circumstances where he paid rather unatural attention to the horse, the horse tried to reciprocate his attentions by going down on him, this resulted in his (Uncle Jacks) spine being broken by the horses weight and the horse having to be put down because of its unsatisfied lust for Uncle Jack.