[Big Joe]

My youngest daughter and I are very similar in manner which means we often rub each other up the wrong way. My wife and I were going on our jollies and the youngest offered to drop us at the airport. Now she is not a morning person so she turned up late, stressed and crabby. So we are hurtling along the M62 the wife sat in the back head in her hands. My daughter starts texting, shes actually very good and can type extraordinarily quickly with one hand EVEN WHILE DRIVING!!!!. I point out that its probably not such a good idea, she speeding not really looking at the road. She growls back at me so seeing where this can lead I shut up. The journey resumes and we arrive at our destination. On our return to the UK my wife and I had to feign surprise when our daughter couldn't believe she had got a speeding ticket!! I would like to say that she a learned a lesson. Sadly I think not!!