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Twice today, different times different people, brazenly walked into a public house with their daughter's affectionately cuddling a doll.
Which of the authorities should I have reported them to?
Social Services?
Gay rights?
Human Resources? (After all the bar staff will have been traumatised and their feelings need to be considered).
Trading Standards? (Some low life must be supplying these disgusting items).

OR

Do I just think ah bless, normal couples bringing in up their children, NORMALLY!

Even worse, an irresponsible parent has brought a child in cuddling a teddy (surely a sign of beastiality!)

I just hope some depraved soul hasn't the nerve to bring a child in loving a golliwog!