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dotti34 · 20-09-2019, 23:39

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

He says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.
I think she could be right."

John replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day. Now that I know that I can handle the bad news,
you mind telling me what it is?"

The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

20-09-2019, 23:39	#2058
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 607647	Re: Joke Of The Day A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. He says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first." The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right." John replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now that I know that I can handle the bad news, you mind telling me what it is?" The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."