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Re: Joke Of The Day
Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER
THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH
HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"NEED NEW LAPTOP ~ NOTHING WORKS ON IT NOW”!
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