Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 21-03-2020, 03:58   #2072
dotti34
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Not sure if I should post this - but what the heck:

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along
and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse
and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let
out a "Ye-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get
that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant.

"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his
waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman
answered.

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles"
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