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A man feels really terrible and goes to the doctor. The doctor checks him over thoroughly. ‘Sorry,’ the doctor says, ‘ but I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on Earth.'

So, overcome with fear, the man trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he’s never been there before, and she wants him to be with her. They arrive at the bingo hall and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $5000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too, getting $780,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage. ‘Sunshine,‘ the bingo caller says, ‘I've been doing this for 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!’ 'Lucky?' screamed the man 'Lucky? I’ll have you know I've got Yellow 24'. ‘Well, bless my soul, I don’t believe it,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well!’