Re: Joke Of The Day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me. He grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life, and I am a complete failure" I say. “I was late for a meeting so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen. I forgot my wallet in the cab I took home, found my wife in bed with another man and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in it, and sat here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole bloody thing!”
“But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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