Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 17-06-2022, 10:32   #2164
Margaret Pilkington
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A fairy visits a couple who are in their 60’s.
She says she will grant them both one wish.
The wife wishes for and all inclusive luxury world cruise with her darling husband.
And magically two tickets appear in her hand.
Her husband wishes for a woman thirty years younger to take him on a cruise.

Pffft! Like magic the man is 93 years old…his wish is also granted.

Now for all those selfish husbands out there remember fairies are not only magic, they are female!
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