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Old 17-06-2022, 21:07   #2167
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A new 6 floor store has opened.

It sells husbands...the higher the floor the more expensive the husband.

The store has one rule, you can go up but not down the stairs.

Woman goes in...

First floor all the men for sale have jobs... woman thinks ok I'll go up and see whats on offer on the second floor.

Second floor..all the men have jobs and like kids.. woman thinks gotta go higher this is getting good

Third floor..all the men have jobs, like kids and are good looking.. wow thinks the woman I wonder what's upstairs..

Fourth floor..all the men have jobs, like kids, are good looking and help with housework...jeez thinks the woman, I gotta go higher

Fifth floor..all the men have jobs, like kids, are good looking, help with the housework and are thoughtful and romantic...OMG shrieks the woman, I just have to go to the top floor

Sixth floor..a sign says you are the 31,666,535,378 visitor to this floor, there are no men, this floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.

Incidentally.....

There is a new wife store next door, the first floor has women that have money, the second floor has women that have money and love sex

the higher floors have never been visited
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