Joke Of The Day
I have a little joke for you. I hope it will cheer you all up.
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Little Billy is in school and the teacher says to him "Billy, if there are 5 birds on the fence and I shoot 1 of them, how many birds are left?"
Little Billy thinks about it and says "There will be no birds left,because the noise from the gun would scare them all off."
The teacher says "I'm sorry Billy, the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Billy then says to the teacher " I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating icecream. The first one is licking at the edge, the second is eating the top and sucking the cone and the third is gobbling it all down. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushes and says "Er, I suppose the second one, who is eating the top and sucking the cone"
"No" says Billy " The one with the wedding ring on,but I like your thinking". :-)
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