Re: Joke Of The Day
And another...
A man was potholing down one of the deepest potholes in the world.
When he came to the surface after about three days, he found to his horror, that there had been a nuclear holocaust, and that everybody and everything had been destroyed, humans, animals, plants, fish, everything had been wiped out, except him. For the next few days, he wandered around the country, in whatever car took his fancy, ate whatever he wanted from the grandest of hotels, and drank only the finest brandy.
After a couple of weeks of this, he came to realise that being the only person left alive on the planet was not such a great thing, no one to talk with, or laugh with, no one to tell his troubles to, or even quarrel with. After hours of deep thought, he decided that this was too much for him to bear, and came to the conclusion that it would be best for him to end it all.
He made his way to the top of the highest skyscraper he could find, opened one of the large windows, peered out onto the streets miles below, and said quietley to himself " Yes, this is what I must do." and stepped out into thin air.
As he was hurtling towards his end, he passed the 30th floor of the building, and he heard the telephone ringing...... ;D ;D
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