[Bluesmaster]

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
>
> 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
>8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
>8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open
>presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner .
>9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
>10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
>10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
>12.00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe.
>12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she's gained 30lbs
>1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
>3.00 Nap.
>4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
>4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
>hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
>5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
>full-length mirror.
>7.30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received
>from other diners/dancers.
>10.00 Hot shower (alone).
>10.50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
>11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
>11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6.00 Alarm.
>6.15 Blow job.
>6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport
>section.
>7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked
>buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
>7.30 Limo arrives.
>7.45 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
>9.15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
>9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
>11.45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
>12.15 Blow job.
>12.30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
>12.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
>12.30 Fly to Cairns.
>3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
>also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
>4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
>5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
>over......naturally).
>6.45 ****, Shower and Shave.
>7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and hard porn
>legalised.
>7.30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak
>followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
>9.00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some bending
>over).
>11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
>11.45 In bed alone.
>11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
>leave the room.
>12.00 Spend 10mins laughing before falling asleep.

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