Re: Joke Of The Day
A little girl walks into the pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp "excuthe me, mithter do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shop keeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level and says "do you want a wittle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl in turn, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says to the man in a quiet voice " i dont fink my python weally givths a thit"
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