Re: Joke Of The Day
An English ventriloquist is visiting Wales, he walks into a small village
> > and
> > sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll
have
> > a
> > little fun.
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Alright mate? Good looking dog, mind if I speak to
him?"
> >
> > Welshman: "The dog doesn't talk, you English fool."
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
> >
> > Dog: "Doin' all right."
> >
> > Welshman: (look of extreme shock)
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the
Welshman)
> >
> > Dog: "Yep"
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
> >
> > Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
> > me
> > to the lake once a week to play."
> >
> > Welshman: (look of utter disbelief)
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> >
> > Welshman: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
> >
> > Horse: "Cool"
> >
> > Welshman: (absolutely dumbfounded)
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
> >
> > Horse: "Yep"
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
> >
> > Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me
> > down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
> >
> > Welshman: (total look of amazement)
> >
> > Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
> >
> > Welshman: "The sheep's a liar!"
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