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Old 29-07-2003, 18:47   #18
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> Below are four (4) questions.
> You have to answer them instantly.
> You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
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> OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
> Ready?
> GO!!!
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> First Question:
> You are participating in a race.
> You overtake the second person.
> What position are you in?
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> Answer:
> If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!  If
>you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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> Try not to screw up in the next question.
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> To answer the second question, don't
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> Second Question:
> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer:
> If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
> Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
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> You're not very good at this are you?
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> Third Question:
> Very tricky math!
> Note: This must be done in your head only.
> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
> Now add another 1000.
> Now add 30.
> Add another 1000.
> Now add 20.
> Now add another 1000.
> Now add 10.
> What is the total?
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> Did you get 5000?
> The correct answer is actually 4100.
> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
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> Today is definitely not your day.
> Maybe you will get the last question right?
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> Mary's father has five daughters:
> 1. Nana,
> 2. Nene,
> 3. Nini,
> 4. Nono.
> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> Answe! r: Nunu? NO! Of course not.
> Her name is Mary.
> Read the question again.


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