[littlemo]

Another typical boy joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind
>>him," My elbow hurts terribly. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen,
>>You don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a
>>diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample
>>and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It
>>takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars....heck of a lot cheaper than a
>>doctor."
>>
>>So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
>>drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks
>>for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits. Ten
>>seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak
>>your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
>>weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
>>Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
>>water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
>>daughter, scraped some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the
>>mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to
>>check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and
>>awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water
>>is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him
>>with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her
>>into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get
>>a lawyer. 5. Your Volvo needs rings. 6. And if you don't stop playing with
>>yourself, your elbow will never get better.