[IMY]

To get the full affect you need to sing it out loud.


I WILL SURVIVE - - (Un-edited versions)

MALE VERSION

First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd
Assault me in your bed.

I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and
I Can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face,
my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that you're big knickers aren't
Made of liquorice lace

I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope
that no one saw me walking home With such a sl*t. God the
things that you get up to when you're half cut.

Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly Bre*sts from
being bared. I think that I must have been mad, God what
Made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just
Filled up with water

It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her
Dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse
Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.

I WILL SURVIVE !