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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they died.
1st woman - I froze to death
2nd woman - How horrible!
1st woman - It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman - I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead I found him in the living room watching TV.
1st woman - So what happened?
2nd woman - I was so sure that there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, then down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I'd looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman - Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both be still alive.
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