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flashman · 25-09-2003, 02:51

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important  their children are.

 The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a  room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he  walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

 The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son  is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male  stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "Oh My God...."

25-09-2003, 02:51	#83
flashman Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cornwall, Ontario, Canada Posts: 54 Liked: 10 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important  their children are.  The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a  room, everyone calls him 'Father'."  The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he  walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."  The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son  is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male  stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "Oh My God...."