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littlemo · 28-09-2003, 22:31

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of
&gt; &gt; &gt; Chicken Little to her class.  She came to the part of the story where
&gt; &gt; &gt; Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
&gt; &gt; &gt; She read, "....  and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
&gt; &gt; "The
&gt; &gt; &gt; sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
&gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you
&gt; &gt; &gt; think that farmer said?"
&gt; &gt; &gt; One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said:
&gt; &gt; &gt; 'Holy ****!  A talking chicken!'"
&gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

28-09-2003, 22:31	#86
littlemo Full Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 263 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 42	Re: Joke Of The Day One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of &gt; &gt; &gt; Chicken Little to her class.  She came to the part of the story where &gt; &gt; &gt; Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. &gt; &gt; &gt; She read, "....  and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, &gt; &gt; "The &gt; &gt; &gt; sky is falling, the sky is falling!" &gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you &gt; &gt; &gt; think that farmer said?" &gt; &gt; &gt; One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: &gt; &gt; &gt; 'Holy ****!  A talking chicken!'" &gt; &gt; &gt; The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.