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littlemo · 04-10-2003, 00:07

A little boy was doing his math homework.  He said to
&gt; &gt; himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.  Three plus six,
&gt; that
&gt; &gt; son of a bitch is nine...."
&gt; &gt; His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What
&gt; &gt; are you doing?"
&gt; &gt; The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is
&gt; how
&gt; &gt; your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
&gt; &gt; "Yes," he answered.  Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher
&gt; &gt; the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The
&gt; &gt; teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
&gt; &gt; The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two
&gt; &gt; plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
&gt; &gt; After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I
&gt; &gt; taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

04-10-2003, 00:07	#88
littlemo Full Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 263 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 42	Re: Joke Of The Day A little boy was doing his math homework.  He said to &gt; &gt; himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.  Three plus six, &gt; that &gt; &gt; son of a bitch is nine...." &gt; &gt; His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What &gt; &gt; are you doing?" &gt; &gt; The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is &gt; how &gt; &gt; your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. &gt; &gt; "Yes," he answered.  Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher &gt; &gt; the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The &gt; &gt; teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." &gt; &gt; The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two &gt; &gt; plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" &gt; &gt; After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I &gt; &gt; taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."