[Mik Dickinson]

Bloke is going through the ads because he wants his porch painted.He finds a company that is willing to do the job for 50 quid.Provided he buys the paint for the job.On the day a young buxom blonde woman turns up wi all the gear to paint.
The bloke asks how long it will take to which he gets the reply about 4 hours.
He cannot believe it and stipulates  that the dael is only for 50 quid.She verifies that fact.This is when the bloke notes taht the blonde bombshell speaks with a foreign accent.Never mind he thinks to himself cheap at half the price! So he tells her he will be back in 4 hrs time.
4 hrs later he walks in to the living room as the woman is just walking in.
She says there was 2 much paint so she gave it all a 2nd coat.Graet he says.
By the way it is not a Porsch, it is a Lexus she says