These made me laugh....
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts...
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well daughter, a man goes through three phases...
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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