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Old 17-12-2003, 12:13   #127
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A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"?

A little girl in the back raised her hand and said

"All I want out of life is four animals".

The teacher asked "really and what four animals would that be"?

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage,

a tiger in my bed, and a jackass to pay for it.

The teacher fainted.
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