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the teacher asked her students how they celebrated xmas, she called on patrick murphy"tell me patrick what do you do at christmas time",                                                                                                         patrick addressed the class,  "me & my 12  brothers & sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns,  then we come home, and we put mince pies by the back door & hang up our stockings. then we go to bed & wait for  father christmas to come with toys.                                                                                                          "very nice patrick , now jimmy brown, what do you do at  christmas?"                                                                                                     "me & my sisters also go to church with mum & dad & we sing carols, when we get home we put cookies & milk by the chimmney & we hang up our stockings. we hardly sleep waiting for santa to bring our toys "  jimmey replied.                                                                                                                                                                                                                      "thats also very nice jimmy, "she said then realizing there was a jewish boy in the class & not wanting to leave him out of the  discussion, she asked issac cohen the same question.                                                                                                            isaac said " well we go for a ride & we sing a song." suprised the teacher asked " what song do you sing ?"   well, its the same thing every year.  dad comes home from  the office, weall get into the rolls royce, & wedrive to his toy factory, when we go inside we look at all the  empty shelves & we sing , "what a friend we  have in jesus." then we all go to the BAHAMAS.....