Doin' just dandy Ian, and glad to read that things are ok with you too xx
Anyway, just to re-iterate other's thoughts as posted in this thread:-
Peter Britcliffe has formed this idea merely on the theory that everybody when asked where they come from, we all state HYNDBURN. I have never, ever done this, and bet nobody else in the borough does either. So that is complete nonsense.
I now always say Clayton-le-Moors, and when they ask where it is .. just answer North-East Lancs, which is enough for anybody to take in and remember.
Don't think in the future if asked I will be replying "Accrington and District"