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Old 29-03-2004, 16:42   #155
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Nick the Dragon Slayer was a Knight in King Arthur's court. He had a

>long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous
>breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he
>revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who
>was
>the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could
>arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would
>cost
>him 1,000
>gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
>agreed to the scheme.
>
>The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
>poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
>Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
>summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
>Physician
>informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for
>four
>hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only
>the
>saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the
>itch.
>
>The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
>then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
>which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
>worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
>
>The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
>left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick
>the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
>1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer
>couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could
>never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made.
>
>The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
>itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned
>Nick the Dragon Slayer........
>
>MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
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