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Revo · 30-03-2004, 18:30

This is my first post so hope you like it. Its a joke that i read in Nuts magazine and it needs to be made common knowledge coz its gud.

'Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around her nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on long corridors. Because the woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding along when a door opened and Crazy Bill stepped out with an arm streched. "Stop!" he shouted in a firm voice, "Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel fished around her handbag and pulled out an empty Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and Ethel sped away down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop!" "Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag and pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand. "Oh good grief," said Ethel "Not the breathalyser again."

30-03-2004, 18:30	#157
Revo Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Padiham Posts: 0 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day This is my first post so hope you like it. Its a joke that i read in Nuts magazine and it needs to be made common knowledge coz its gud. 'Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around her nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on long corridors. Because the woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some males actually joined in. One day, Ethel was speeding along when a door opened and Crazy Bill stepped out with an arm streched. "Stop!" he shouted in a firm voice, "Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel fished around her handbag and pulled out an empty Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and Ethel sped away down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop!" "Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag and pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand. "Oh good grief," said Ethel "Not the breathalyser again."