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Disclaimer.....
Accy webbers may read this joke at their own risk. No offence is intended to anybody who is Irish, Catholic or happens to be called Fannie Green. ......... Hope that will do Mr Plod..




> >A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has

> >been one month since my last confession.

> >I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month". The

> >priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail

> >Mary's'."Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been

> >two

> >months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice

> >a week

> >for the last two months."

> >This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"

> >"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

> >"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next

> >morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a

> >gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her

> >as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits

> >down in front of the Altar.

> >Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green

> >shoes. The

> >priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly

> >spread

> >apart, Sharon Stone-style.

> >The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie

> >Green?" The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the

> >reflection off her shoes".

> >

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