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Re: Joke Of The Day
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
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> > > > > > > man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
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> > > > > > > "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
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> > > > > > > "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
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> > > > > > > "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
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> > > > > > > "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
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> > > > > > > "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to
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> > > > > > > "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
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> > > > > > > "Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
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> > > > > > > "That's me before the surgery.
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