Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 03-04-2004, 11:57   #163
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Unusually, this one's clean.... It's your mind that's mucky...


An 85-year-old man goes went to see his doctor to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's surgery and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man said, 'well, doc, it's like this.'
'First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.'
'Then I asked my wife for help.she tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.'
'She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing'
'We even called in Mavis, the lady from next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
'Yep,' the old man replied, 'and no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open!'


I told you it was clean! Was I right on the other count?
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