When Postie came this morning there was a brown envelope (government issue) behind the door, I always look at the address on the flap, but was taken aback when it sad Court Service.
Opening it sheepishly it appears I have been summoned to appear on a Jury, not, seems your picked at random from the electoral roll. I filled the form in the part which says why I wouldn't be able to take up their kind invitation
Mind you the exes aren't bad
up to and including 4 hours on the first 10 days £31-56p per day
on the 11th day to 200th day for 4 hours £63-12 per day
201st day and all subsequent days 110-12 per day
More than 4 ours in the first 10 days £63-12
11th day to the 200th day more than 4 hours £126-25 per day
201st day and all subsequent days 221-63p per day
plus £5-55p a day allowance up to 10 hours
over 10 hours £11-83p a day
looks like crime does pay