Re: Court case for Accrington Stanley
Maybe I should get a job as a Court Reporter. Anyway, just going off thread for a moment, the funniest statement I have ever heard in a Law Court happened just before Messrs O'Neil and co came into the courtroom.
The place was already jam packed - there must have been at least 30 wigs on the benches and all the public seats were taken up. The Clerk then stood up and announced in a very loud voice that it was time for everyone to switch off their mobiles, because - I quote "...if the Judge hears your mobile going off he will come down and bite yer head off....."
So much for Judge Simmons; so much for the Royal Courts of Justice.
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