Hi everybody!
This is Mossy here!
Just to let you know that although I may well be a Tyke/Cockney opportunist, careerist Tory toad, you people in Hyndburn will always be in my hearts, so much so that I have changed my name by deedpoll to Mr Tealeaf.
I shall now be standing as an indepependant Tory candidate.
I'm sure all your votes will be assured
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