...or even offer more practical help, like bussing in the blue rinse brigade from Clitheroe, to help with the campaign, as the local Conservative Association seem unwilling to help.
It's almost like they are praying for defeat, with the hope of some leverage when arguing that they're grown up enough to chose their own favourved candidate, in the event that there was a hung parliament...God forbid. As we really couldn't stand anymore giddy excitment, and clandestine derring-do.
