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Old 01-02-2011, 09:10   #45
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Re: Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction

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Originally Posted by flashy View Post
someone was telling me that one of the loo's in the Market Hall actually has a shower in it....WHY?
De-contamination, if PB was unfortunate enough to find himself rubbing shoulders with the Hoi Polloi when taking a short cut through the market hall in his rush to have his piccy taken for the local rag he can nip in there and remove the risk of disease.

Rumour has it there is a secret door connected where he stores replacement disinfected suits and an incinerator to destroy what he was wearing.

Further rumour says that when a Council middle management official suggested that the heat generated could be used to warm the sports centre, he was never seen again!
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