Accrington Web - View Single Post - It's not so smart to have a 'smart meter'

Tealeaf · 07-11-2011, 21:15

For once, Margaret R is talking sense. If you have a meter, rip it out and chuck it in the bin. It is also important that you also dispose of other radioactive items within your household.Therefore with immeadiate effect, get rid of the following:

TV
Computer
Radio
Fridges
Freezers
Washing Machines
Hoovers
Clocks
Smoke Detectors (they're nasty - contain americium 241 - better to die quickly in a blaze than slowly roast to death)

This lot contain Uranium & Thorium, so make sure they go:

Plates
Teacups
Vases
Glassware
Carpets
Bath tubs
Bogs

Microwave Ovens (we already know about them)

And this lot contain a mixture of various radionuclides:

Potatos
Carrots
Swedes
Cabbage
Broccili
Cauliflower
All pulses

..so whiz them in the bin (but not your recycle one).

All tinned foods.

If you obey these few instructions, then you should have a happy and healthy life.

07-11-2011, 21:15	#12
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4264	Re: It's not so smart to have a 'smart meter' For once, Margaret R is talking sense. If you have a meter, rip it out and chuck it in the bin. It is also important that you also dispose of other radioactive items within your household.Therefore with immeadiate effect, get rid of the following: TV Computer Radio Fridges Freezers Washing Machines Hoovers Clocks Smoke Detectors (they're nasty - contain americium 241 - better to die quickly in a blaze than slowly roast to death) This lot contain Uranium & Thorium, so make sure they go: Plates Teacups Vases Glassware Carpets Bath tubs Bogs Microwave Ovens (we already know about them) And this lot contain a mixture of various radionuclides: Potatos Carrots Swedes Cabbage Broccili Cauliflower All pulses ..so whiz them in the bin (but not your recycle one). All tinned foods. If you obey these few instructions, then you should have a happy and healthy life. Last edited by Tealeaf; 07-11-2011 at 21:21. Reason: I missed a few - anyone any more to add?