No, it's not P.M.
There's years of brown nosing to indulge in, before you're rewarded with such a glittering prize as that.
This is much more lowly.
I honestly can't remember what he is....besides a hypocrite.
I must have dozed off, before reading it all.
My dearest chum EdM has made me a prefect, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, merry Partymas.
I checked if it's on his Wikipedia page.
It isn't.
This was though, which made me laugh.
After his victory Jones pledged to fight for the people of Hyndburn on the national stage and said, “Last week I was clocking on as a factory worker and I will soon be heading to Westminster. It’s a dream.”
Graham Jones (politician) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I do hope they've kept his card.
In case the dream turns into a nightmare.