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Originally Posted by MargaretR
I can't swim. Going on a canal boat brings me out in a nervous sweat, so I can't get a relaxing holiday cruising.
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But you are not supposed to swim, hon. That's the point of being on a ship.
You might be surprised to know that I can't fly, yet I still get on planes.
What I'm trying to figure is: how drunk or stoned do you have to be, not to notice Italy is in the way
Maybe the Captain, or whoever the hell was on the bridge, is related to the skipper of the EXXON Valdez.
