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Originally Posted by Less
Have you NEVER been out with a hanky, when full of flem? Within half an hour it is sodden?
Anyone that claims they haven't spat in the street is a liar.
The majority of us only do it from desperation, however, it must only be the perfect in the world, not the victims of life, that deserve to be fined for what is a natural function.
Of course I don't include footballers or their followers they spit every time they think.
(Thank goodness they don't think very often, otherwise we'd be waist deep in the stuff).
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It always amazes me how footballers are able to blow their noses without an handkerchief. I watch with grim fascination as they block one nostril and then blow a wad of snot out of the other at 70 miles an hour.