Re: Joke Of The Day
A shipwrecked sailor had been drifting about on a raft for weeks,when one day he suddenly sighted land.As he came closer to the shore he saw a group of people on the beach building a gallows.
'Thank God!' cried the shipwrecked sailor.'A Christian country!'
What is it when a jester carries a nun? Virgin on the ridiculous.
How do you stop moles digging in the garden? Hide all the shovels.
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