[claytonx]

When I lived in lodgings my landlady kept some animals in the yard at the back of the house.
The first day I was there,one of the chickens died,so we had chicken soup.
The next day,the pig died,so I was offered pork chops.
The following day,the duck died,so we had roast duck with apple sauce.
The next day my landlady's husband died---so I left.

Receptionist:The doctor is so funny he'll soon have you in stitches.'
Patient:'I hope not---I only came for a check up.'